sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

image

personalgremlin:

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

anti-sjws for the last 10 years: feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, nazi nazi, sjw's are nazis, nazi nazi nazi, grammar nazi, feminazi feminazi
normal sensible attractive people: these real life people are actually real life nazis and hold nazi beliefs and want to kill minorities
anti-sjws: thats pretty fucking fucked up that you just call anything you disagree with a nazi, like i think thats pretty wild of the 'tolerant left' to do

sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

sobeitjayt:

Me *See’s thick chick selfie* Damn she fine as hell i should comment some nasty shit to get her attention

Me: *Stops thinking with my dick* Nah

image

*likes post and keeps scrollin* 

bidoof:

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

pizzaotter:

bellygangstaboo:

ICONIC

GAME WINNING KILL 😂

me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit
anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-
me, exhausted suddenly: no
vampireapologist:
“ snaacks:
“wait
”
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE
”

vampireapologist:

snaacks:

wait

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

yourcodenameis-michael:
“character development
”

yourcodenameis-michael:

character development

unclefather:
“ classicmeevs:
“ good boy
”
eat your cereals
”

unclefather:

classicmeevs:

good boy

eat your cereals

thm.